Science says; STARE AT BOOBS TO LIVE LONGER! (Seriously)

STARING at Boobs can lengthen your life, scientists have proved it apparently. Science… F@CKYEAH!

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women’s breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

“Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.”

…and yes. This is Satire.